Need help finding a song. quickly SOLVED - thanks, TJ

Used to hear it often on "Nights with Alice Cooper". Not exactly sure of the era, because the song is so unique and pretty difficult to put a genre label on, but I'd say somewhere between the 60's and 80's. If I had to guess, probably late 70's to 80's. Female lead singer. Much, if not all, of the song is sung in that sort of "talking-singing" manner, where she's mostly just talking. Not sure if that makes sense, but it's the best way I know to describe it.

Now for the lyrics. The lyrics are the oddest part of the song. Only having heard it a handful of times, I, unfortunately, can't remember most of them, but I want to say she says something like, "and ya go to the parking lot..." and "sure shot", or "shoe shot". I don't know lol. And I'm almost certain that the song has an odd title, as well. It may be one of those songs where the title is never really said within the song. I can vaguely remember Alice saying the title all those years ago, and I want to say it's maybe 3 to 5 words in the title, but I could be wrong.

This has bugged me for a while, so any help is much appreciated.