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stupidest movie-based theme park rides you can come up with?


I've got one. How about Death Proof: The Ride? A ride where you sit in a car that keeps ramming into various women and ends with you getting chased by Zoe Bell and the mix. It'd be done like the Back to the Future ride at Universal where you sit in a car operated under a motion simulator, placed in front of a giant cinema screen to simulate movement in accordance with the images onscreen. Imagine the outrage it'd spark. LOL

Any ideas? The stupider the better...

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Shawshank Redemption Prison Adventure Ride
Miss Daisy’s Wild Ride
Phantom Thread Haunted House of Fashion
The Martian Poop Potato Patch Maze

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The "Philadelphia" don't drop in a courtroom.

**A ultra jumble effect drops visitors to their knees as a 3D life-like rendering of a homophobic Denzel Washington rises from the courtroom to uplift any 4th grader into one of 3 roles:

1. A transgender student, uncomfortable and a balloon creative assistant is there to help at any breakdown.
2. Former divorcee housewife in the mid 60's, struggling on welfare but still writes (every now and then) a little love fiction to Lady Bird for a local newspaper.
3. An Alien like creature covered in marshmallows fumbles and falls. It's funny. It's sad. But it's a color blazing pink.

**Schindler's List Button**

Everytime you press the button...well

**Charlies Angels iX*:

Each Angel drops from the sky and sends little twinkle bombs that tickles your tummy.

**Brokeback Fountain**

Every Thursday a neerdowell is allowed to come onto the set and display themselves as a sorta faticide, a superhero and counter culture figure complete with a whip, shoehorn and knee high socks.

Each child is invited onto the stage as the superhero guzzles can after can. As the family counts from 99 backwards, the rooms spins and spins and their children are lost forever.

The neerdowell grows larger and larger as the family is encouraged to hunt for their lost family member.

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