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If JFK hadn’t been shot, would he have banged Princess Diana?


I think it’s almost certain

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Are you trying to say that Harry may have had a Southern Accent rather than the red hair of a certain soldier?

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JFK was from Massachusetts.

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Yeah lol wtf

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Uh... well to my Aussie ears it always sounded Southern in a way.

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Lol I guess historically the New England and Boston accent are derived from the Elizabethen English accent. I assume that originated in Southern England.

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Haven't you watched movies based on Stephen King books?? The accents in those are often Maine, Mass, etc.. JFK's accent was much like those, with a kind of trans-Atlantic tone. A bit like Jeffrey DeMunn in "Storm of the Century".

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Lord no, I have tried watching a couple of films based on his books they aren't very good.

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True. But there are exceptions. "The Green Mile", for example, is excellent. And "11:22:63" is pretty good.

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No way, she wasn't a Catholic...

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Neither was he! He just used it to get elected. Catholicism strictly forbids adultery.

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You don't understand the importance of the confessional to Catholics. You sin, you go to confession. It's like a reset button.

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No doubt. Never understood that crap. Be an asshole all week long, go to church and be "forgiven".
Bullshit!

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Yes it's tricky. Once they had invented Hell as punishment for sin to scare the peasants then they had to alleviate the damnation of Hell with the lifebuoy of confession and absolution. But the effect was to infantilize the faithful by diminishing their personal responsibility.


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Not quite that simple. You also have to show contrition for major sins. The priest will keep your confidence but he may not grant absolution until you try.
i.e.
Act like an asshole - try to make amends
You steal - you have to make reparations.
You kill - you have to turn yourself in.

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This raises an interesting point. If a priest performs absolution on the understanding that a person is truly sorry for their sins but the person is not, are the sins forgiven anyway as an automatic effect of the duly performed absolution ?


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Maybe. Maybe not. They have to wait to the judgement day to see the result.

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The Confession is probably the best ritual ever conceived by humans. Doesn't really matter if it's legitimate, as long as you think it is. If everyone believed it, and used it, how much less misery and anguish there would be in the world.

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he would have been too old.

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Yes, he would've been.
She wouldn't have banged him.

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He would’ve been in his 60s, prob still lookin like a silver fox.

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JFK was not a healthy man. He was on hormone injections, pain meds and amphetamines. I doubt he would have been healthy in his 60s.

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It's amazing he did that much shagging with a bad back.

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She might have banged John John though.

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that was more likely

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They may have had a potential for more.
John Jr was wrestling with the concept of the expectations of being a great man or just striving to be a good man.

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Maybe her grandmother

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He would have been way too old.

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She would have turned him down, and hang with Jackie.

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If Elton John wasn't gay, would he have banged Princess Diana?

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Lol, wtf, he was 44 years older than her. She was 36 when she was banging Dodi. JFK would have been 80!

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Princess Diana goes crash, not bang.

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