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Things Women Say To Men (And, Sometimes, What They Mean)


Women say things all the time that we men are gullible enough to believe. It’s not that women are inherently liars. It’s that men are sooooo clueless about how well the women have our gender clocked, that the ladies can’t resist the temptation to have their way with us. Here are some common examples (and sometimes what they really mean):

How did I drop my school book? I’m such a butterfingers. Thanks for picking it up!

It’s not you. It’s me. (It’s you. It is SO you.)

Relax. This happens to all men. (No, it doesn’t, limp-noodle.)

I’m having my period. (I only do it with humans.)

I’ve only been with 3 other guys (in the week I lost my cherry).

I’m sorry, I can’t get my mouth open wider. (Keep that thing away from my face!)

I really like talking with you (because you fuck like shit).

Size doesn’t really matter. (OMG, it’s Needle-dick the bug fucker!)

I don’t care about your money! (Tee-hee!)

I didn’t realize this blouse was see-through. I shoulda worn a bra, I guess. (Tee-hee!)

Oh! I forgot that I’m not wearing panties! (Tee-hee!)

I’d really like to put something in my mouth. Whadayagot?

Yes. I am a virgin.

OMG! That looks like AT LEAST 9 inches to me! (Maybe now he’ll be able to keep it up.)

Oh yes! You were the best, baby.

Sex doesn’t interest me. (Not with you, it doesn’t.)

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You seem to have poor relationships with women
I'm not surprised by this...you seem like an angry jerk

Congrats on 7,000 posts...all 7,000 angry, judgmental and passive aggressive posts sport


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You are an angry little man

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That’s an understatement! Geez what’s wrong with this guy?

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It's impossible to say...Kane claimed to have perfect muscles, his mom dated Mafia guys, he was a journalist for a major paper and he's currently the best TV salesman in the greater Boston area...according to him:/

Kane is a weirdo and you are now on
his massive ignore list like the rest of us I'm sure LOL

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I hear the sound of one hand clapping.

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Kane is most likely 'clapping' by himself right now
Shame the crybaby has everyone on ignore and has no sense of humor

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He said he's a comedian while explaining (in detail) what makes his jokes so funny. I bet he laughs at and appaluses his own jokes.

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I've never heard one joke from Kane but I've been laughing at his efforts for a couple of years

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Lol. That's funnier.

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The biggest joke is that we have great fun here at Moviechat and Kane wont get any of these posts because he's an 'ignore list' type...Ignore lists are for crybabies

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Moviechat hids any thread made by ignored posters... that means his General Discussion board probably only got like 5 pages lol.

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Probably less!
I gave up on this dude some time ago, he is a total weirdo and not in a fun way

I hope he is healthy and happy, good luck and best wishes to him

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The 'guy' is dire...

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Which makes me think of "men should talk about their feelings more" which tends to translate to "only talk about things us women will agree with and want to hear. If you are going to say anything challenging, just don't".

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You sound angry tonight pal
No need
Just Lighten up...Ladies dig humor...Go with charming and funny and those pretty Ladies will be knocking on your door

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If angry keeps 'em away from me then angry I'll be.

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I don't know the poster. I would not condemn an entire gender over the actions of perhaps hundreds the OP has been around. Plenty of male jerks out there judging women on superficial aspects of their being. Having said all that I can relate as sometimes it feels like a prolonged journey through a dark aspect of a person's life. Many many times I was reduced to my material (money) potential in life and told I was not worth anything. Let this thread be a lesson for all of us who want to judge others on things that are really not all that important in life. When I was an early teen big breasts on women was a big deal but I learned very quickly that the girl who impressed me the most in high school was flat chested. Big boobs does not make a girl. Grow as a person!

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Saturday night is the loneliest night of the week.

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Haha! Indeed!

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STFU?

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Bad relationship, or 10?

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Not all women are bad, any more then all men are.

As Eddie Murphy said, "find someone just as fucked up as you are and settle down".

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Proper advice right there!
It DOES seem to work out LOL

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Sounds like bad advice to me.
A funny joke maybe, but not good advice.

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And tell me, where did I say that all women are bad? I did say that most “men” are clueless, and we’ve seen ample evidence of this in the responding posts.

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Wow, how did you get a hold of my diary?!

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"And I'm not capable of being fooled, not even by a woman." (Norman Bates in Psycho)

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Wow, tough time with the ladies, huh, Romeo? I'd say just be yourself, but it looks like that's not working for you. Attitude goes a long way. Yours has a long way to go. Sometimes the hermit route is the best way to go - for some folks.
Look, if you keep thinking this way you have no chance. None. As a general rule women are very forgiving. I speak from experience lol! I can't tell you how many women have given me the benefit of the doubt, or forgiven me. And again. And again. And on and on. But if you insist on hating all of them for the actions of a few... you might as well crawl into a hole and stay there.
Good luck, pal.

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