Things Women Say To Men (And, Sometimes, What They Mean)
Women say things all the time that we men are gullible enough to believe. It’s not that women are inherently liars. It’s that men are sooooo clueless about how well the women have our gender clocked, that the ladies can’t resist the temptation to have their way with us. Here are some common examples (and sometimes what they really mean):
How did I drop my school book? I’m such a butterfingers. Thanks for picking it up!
It’s not you. It’s me. (It’s you. It is SO you.)
Relax. This happens to all men. (No, it doesn’t, limp-noodle.)
I’m having my period. (I only do it with humans.)
I’ve only been with 3 other guys (in the week I lost my cherry).
I’m sorry, I can’t get my mouth open wider. (Keep that thing away from my face!)
I really like talking with you (because you fuck like shit).
Size doesn’t really matter. (OMG, it’s Needle-dick the bug fucker!)
I don’t care about your money! (Tee-hee!)
I didn’t realize this blouse was see-through. I shoulda worn a bra, I guess. (Tee-hee!)
Oh! I forgot that I’m not wearing panties! (Tee-hee!)
I’d really like to put something in my mouth. Whadayagot?
Yes. I am a virgin.
OMG! That looks like AT LEAST 9 inches to me! (Maybe now he’ll be able to keep it up.)
Oh yes! You were the best, baby.
Sex doesn’t interest me. (Not with you, it doesn’t.)