OK Y’all, It’s Fall So I Always Think Of This: “When the weather's hot and sticky there's no time for dunkin' dickie....

Well hello Country Bumpkin. I used to tear up when the song was played. I have it in my music file.

From 1974:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0KcK0J9qsY0

Well at least your’s is clean! Nothing like a Dunkin’ Donuts coffee and donut after being on a drunken binge!🥤🥤🥤🥤

You mean *Diarrhea*? I searched for Diharia and got nothing then checked diarrhea. Got it, but never heard it. After reading all those words....it’s enough to make you want visit the potty!🥴🤢
Just a few and I don’t dare listen to it as it’s one of those that stays in your head from what I read.

When you’re sliding into first
And your pants begin to burst

That’s diarrhea, diarrhea

When you’re sliding into two
And your pants are filled with goo

That’s diarrhea, diarrhea

When you’re sliding into third
And you feel a greasy turd

That’s diarrhea, diarrhea

When you’re sliding into home
And your pants are filled with foam

That’s diarrhea, diarrhea

And a whole lot more lines. It’s even a children’s song....The Baseball Song! Egads!!

Happy I made your day! The first time I heard this I was at my station soldering and took a swig of coffee. It was quiet when all of a sudden a co-worker (EE guy) quoted this. I spit out my coffee and dropped the soldering iron! I laughed so hard I had to run to the ladies room! He was one of those guys with a terrific dry sense of humor. You never knew what he was going to say next. I miss those days working in the R & D lab of a huge electronics company. 😔 So many years ago....but the memories remain.

Good one! 👏🏻

As far as I know “Dunkin Dickie” quoted stands alone.