Hello?



Anybody awake over here?

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No, I'm in bed, can't you tell?

Ah, bah! Now ya' woke me up with your yammering.

What may I do for you, find gent, as host of this quaint and humble establishment?

I suggest you select one of our finest stocks of cheeses - the very best, if I do say so myself, sir.

~~/o/

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You know, I don't think you have any cheese here at all. It's not much of a cheese shop.

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Van broke down

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Wait a minute. I think actually the cat ate it.

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They are fond of runny cheese. Very Very runny cheese.

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Look, I don't care how fucking runny it is. Fetch hither the fromage de la belle France!

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The cat died. It's dead. It's deceased. It's an ex-cat.

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It has ceased to be!

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Time for a Thom McAn funeral

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A "Thom McAn funeral"???

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Shoebox funeral in the backyard

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Oh.

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Took four hours. The thing wouldn't keep still.

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I'm usually hereπŸ‘

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Anyone else?

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I have a few vodka and sodas under my belt.

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Sounds a bit messy. You probably should have just drunk them.

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It's a custom made belt.

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Okay, but still sounds a bit messy.

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I'm glad you didn't ask about the pretzels

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LOL over here! Was there any dip involved in this catastrophe?

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There was a recent thread about dips https://moviechat.org/general/General-Discussion/5d92c311d2ce221a3a691b4f/Do-you-use-dipping-sauces

No one mentioned dipping sauce with pretzels. It's unheard of.

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LOL.

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Present.

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Excellent!

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Jack.. what part of Texas are u from?

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I'm not from Texas, I just liked the name.

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I'm keeping an eye on everything

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Outstanding! Thanks.

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My dad paid the lifeguard to keep an eye off me

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Sounds like Dangerfield LOL

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Yes, it's his.

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LOL!

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Did you ever get to see Joker?

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Not yet, but I will give a full report after I do!

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Looking forward to it.

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Is it me you’re looking for

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Nope.

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Is it me you're cooking for ?

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Nope.

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Me???

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No.

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Hi Adele

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