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Can elephants be sarcastic ?

posted 5 years ago by Quasimodo (16388)
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You know passively aggressively throwing their weight around...

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[–] Stratego (29246) 5 years ago

Whether they can is completely irrelephant!

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[–] Quasimodo (16388) 5 years ago

*Boom tish* Wins a kewpie doll !

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[–] Stratego (29246) 5 years ago

A tiny naked baby. Sure, why not. As long as it's filled with Japanese mayonnaise!

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[–] Quasimodo (16388) 5 years ago

I'm not sure the Japanese do mayonnaise, but I guess they could come up with something...

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[–] Stratego (29246) 5 years ago

https://www.amazon.com/Japanese-Kewpie-Mayonnaise-17-64-oz/dp/B0000WKU8K

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[–] Quasimodo (16388) 5 years ago

Well shut muh mouth !

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[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

What is large, grey, and wears glass slippers?

A: Cinderelephant.

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[–] nyctc7 (41233) 5 years ago

Yes, the circus ones lament that they are tired of working for peanuts.

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[–] Quasimodo (16388) 5 years ago

Perhaps they should retire to the ivory tower.

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[–] nyctc7 (41233) 5 years ago

Ha! good one

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[–] nyctc7 (41233) 5 years ago

They were going to make an ivory tower but decided it would be a white elephant.

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[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

Why couldn’t the two elephants go swimming together?

A. Because they only had one pair of trunks!

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[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

Why doesn’t the elephant use the computer?

A. Because it is afraid of the mouse!

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[–] actionkamen (23176) 5 years ago

Is it true that elephants are afraid of mouse, or is it just in old Disney cartoons?

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[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

https://www.livescience.com/33261-elephants-afraid-of-mice-.html

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[–] actionkamen (23176) 5 years ago

Insightful!

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[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?

A: Great big holes all over Australia.

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[–] nyctc7 (41233) 5 years ago

When an elephant wants to discuss "an important topic, problem, or risk that is obvious or that everyone knows about but no one mentions or wants to discuss because it makes at least some of them uncomfortable or is personally, socially, or politically embarrassing, controversial, inflammatory, or dangerous" what is that called?

The human in the room?

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[–] Quasimodo (16388) 5 years ago

I don't know but it sounds like an Illuminati conspiracy.

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[–] nyctc7 (41233) 5 years ago

Elephant: "One morning I shot a man in my pajamas. How a man got in my pajamas, I'll never know."

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[–] GlenEllyn (21078) 5 years ago

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!

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[–] Quasimodo (16388) 5 years ago

That would be a great gift for a psychiatrist you didn't like.

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[–] GlenEllyn (21078) 5 years ago

Hehe.

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