What's the drunkest you've ever been?

I went to a good buddy's pool party in my late 20s...there was a ton of booze and a keg of beer for all plus we all showed up with bottles...
I was with a new girlfriend and we all got really blasted
My girlfriend left early because she had work the next day so I got really plastered and fooled around with a shapely Irish brunette in the water...until my little sister showed up and cuffed me in the face and called me a 'shithead' and a 'bum'

She was right of course, I was behaving badly...I married the girlfriend and the saucy Irish girl in the pool went on to become a drug addict and a real mess...

Thank God I have a tough little sister!
If left to my own devices I would have made a big mistake that night:/

NOT my finest hour

I have too many stories, so here’s a funny one. Many years ago I’d just left an employer and proceeded to get absolutely hammered on a Friday lunchtime. Walking home, I lost my footing and ended up falling into someone’s garden hedge. It was so comfortable that a drifted off to sleep, only to be suddenly awakened by a little old lady, hitting me over the head with a broom, shouting, “Oiy! Wake up and get out my bloody hedge!”

I still chuckle about it now.

I was with a friend at a drive in movie (remember those?) and we were both drunk. We were watching the movie The Fly and at the end when the fly says "help me! help me!" we started crying. Loooking back on it that was really funny. I don't drink these days, haven't in many years.

Probably around my 21st B Day. Only time I blacked out.

Kind of a scary feeling. In my fourties I'm much smarter now. Rarely drink and even then only in moderation.

I've polished off a fifth of vodka in the course of an evening many times. (Fifth = 750 ml)

I rarely get sick anymore, my worst past experiences are of being so drunk I can't pass out because my head is spinning too fast. That's the worst. All you can do is lie on a cold bathroom floor and wait it out.

Seriously. I don’t remember.

Damn. A liter = 22 drinks.

As a naive teenager, I had 17 shots on an empty stomach. I remember everything, but did vomit profusely. Thinking about it, this was probably a good thing or alcohol poisoning could have been a real possibility.

When I was around 19 or 20, we used to go to the pub during our lunch break and watch the strippers lol. Anyway, we would drink at lunch then go back to class still drunk then start drinking again when school was finished. One night I got really drunk, I had a shaved head, wore black including a black leather jacket and I left the pub walking in a daze and pretty much not walking in a straight line. I noted that people were giving me a wide berth as I went along.

I realized that I must look like a mess and intimidating.

From that pub I went to another and kept drinking. It was also a backpackers hostel and some guy let me up so I could sleep on the couch in the reception area. I woke up at some point in the middle of the night when I heard a female voice. This German girl was sitting next to me, I said something or rather and she told me that she didn't understand me. I must have been slurring like mad. I just went for the kiss and she walked off lol.