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Best excuse for calling in to miss work?


Sickness is overused and what if they ask for a doctor's note? How about car problems (battery died). I highly doubt employer would ask for car repair bills.

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One time I told my boss that my grandmother had died even though she was alive and well so I could miss a day of work to go to Universal Studios. When I returned to work the next day there were flowers and sympathy cards on my desk and my coworkers offered their condolences to me all day long. I really felt like an ass and never used that excuse again.

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How awful. And what if the boss finds out she's still alive?

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I wasn't too worried about that as I didn't socialize with by boss outside of work. What did concern me was what would happen if my grandmother really did die later. I would have been screwed!

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Well technically, you’re probably allowed 2 granny deaths per job but... I see your concern.

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mine were long dead.

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Food poisoning

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My dog either lost my car/truck keys or swallowed them. We have to see what turns up or out. 🥴

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Winning the lottery.

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Aliens ate my Buick
https://youtu.be/ejedQA3KPzQ

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I may try this one some day😬

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Diarrhea

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Diarrhea

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Agreed, It never fails. No questions asked 👌

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I'm a very modest and discrete person so that wouldn't work.

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Social anxiety

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I would tell your boss that you need a mental health day because you have been stressing out too much and feeling really overwhelmed lately....

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