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Let's all get very seductive...


With the worst 'romantic' movie lines ever! I'll start...

'You complete me'

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'I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.'

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I can see how this could be awkward but it's kind of cute too!

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I think one reason it should be mentioned is that it's coming from Julia Roberts and I remember at the time it just so did not ring true coming from her.

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Yeah...under no circumstances ever does Julia Roberts need to explain herself to some guy...Not on this planet nor any other;)

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YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, LISA!

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I use this frequently...my wife never saw it And she is not named Lisa...somehow she puts up with my stupidity👍
Seems I married well!

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"In a few minutes, bitch."

"If you're a bird, I'm a bird."

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Wow... the B-word!
I often like pushing boundaries but that's pretty harsh..forgive me, what movie was this?

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The one Mitch wouldn't have a clue about!

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Ok!
Why do you call hownos 'Mitch..?'
I never really got it Stratego...

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Because his wife says he looks just as hot as Mitch Pileggi, of course!

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I will answer. That comes from thread in the early days of MC when we were asked to name someone famous who we looked like. After I started shaving my head around 15 years ago, a lady I worked with said I looked like Skinner from X-Files. Skinner is played by Mitch Pileggi. The name has stuck with some of my long time co-workers.

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Aha! Not a bad looking guy...beats the hell out of the ugly crazy Irish dude from Braveheart which I get all the time😬

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but you have hair 😊

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Um...yeah, about the hair...it's pretty much all gone but I'm just going to pretend I still have an awesome mullet😉

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it's not that bad

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I do dry off faster after a dip in the pool👍

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I dont care how classic this is.... I still cringe.

"You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow"

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That line always seemed to be implying something completely different...or perhaps I'm a pervert:/

Apologies all around!

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Maybe she was telling him off!

Basically "Hey Steve, go suck a fat .....!"

Lol

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Perhaps that's what Steve wanted the whole time..?

I'm not terribly judgmental...Go Steve I suppose LOL!

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I won't go so far as to say I cringe, but I never liked that line, either. It's artificial and dumb and pretentious.

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I'll make one up...

"Every time I think of you, my dick hardens."

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I'm sure that some ladies of ill reputation might fall for a line like this but I assure I'm not that sort of lady!

How dare you!?!

*takes off the white silk glove and smacks you on the cheek!

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Let’s hop on the good foot and do the bad thing, baby!

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How dare you... there are women and small children here!

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"I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to."

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I'll take that as a compliment👍

And I'm drinking 100% hi-test, the very bottom shelf hooch and I make NO apologies Mr. FunnyPants!

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"There's no reason we need to be shackled by the strictures of the employee-employer relationship. Unless you're into that sort of thing. In which case, I got some shackles in the back. I'm just kidding. But seriously, I've got 'em."

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Damn...I can almost guess this movie but I refuse to resort to google!
What is it BigWorm?

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Dodgeball!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUhEaMApykE

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Nice!
You got me there bro;)

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"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. "

- Taken

Nothing is more romantic than that movie.

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'I don't know if you prefer vanilla or fudge...If you are looking for dessert I can tell you that you've come to the right place...I don't have money but I do have a fully loaded spice cabinet and a very expensive Cuisinart mixer and very particular skills...baking skills I have acquired over a very long career of snacking

-Chubby Guy...The Movie!

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"part me beef curtains!" - Welcome To Woop Woop

Oh yes, we Australians know romance!!

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This sounds like a fun movie...Also, why do I want Beef lo mein all of a sudden!?!

Yep, Australians tend to be excellent at everything...Mostly us damned Yanks here but I bet most of the crowd wont disagree!

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