Would you go out with a stand up comedian? - General Discussion Discussion

[–] ShogunofYonkers (71459) 5 years ago

Funny thing about fear...I suppose we all feel it on some level but how much of a damn do you give..?

Nobody gets out of here alive Amigo...
You bed them and forget them...some day if your'e really lucky you meet a keeper
That's the one that keeps you warm at night, their body just fits you

Screw funnymen and their jokes...Nothing against silly comedians but I'd bet most of us are way warmer than that lot!

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[–] Frogarama (12942) 5 years ago

I have a new shirt slogan from last week:

Its better to regret the scars
Than regret the fears

mic drop

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[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

No, I prefer to sit down when I'm on a date.

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (71459) 5 years ago

Seems like less work than I'm used to...Keep that gal close!

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[–] Frogarama (12942) 5 years ago

I prefer my date to sit down upon me.

Mm hmm.

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (71459) 5 years ago

LOL😉...the best dates do!

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[–] Frogarama (12942) 5 years ago

And the worst dates can be commiserated this way. "Sorry about that movie.... how about I make it up to you?"

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (71459) 5 years ago

Oddly enough this can actually work😃...A foot rub and some patience and aren't we lucky boys LOL!

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[–] Frogarama (12942) 5 years ago

No. They are lucky ladies! Lol

Just call me Gringo Suave

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (71459) 5 years ago

It beats Rico Suave lol!

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[–] nyctc7 (41194) 5 years ago

My last girlfriend, what a beauty. Mice would jump up on chairs. Plus she cut me down to sex once a month. But I was lucky, she cut two guys out completely.

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[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

Did you get that one from Dangerfield?

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[–] nyctc7 (41194) 5 years ago

Dangerfield got them from me.

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[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

This was a serious question and everyone is making a mockery of it!

/runs away crying

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[–] nyctc7 (41194) 5 years ago

Really, what are the odds of dating a stand up comedian?

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[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

For me, about a hundred billion to one.

It was just a hypothetical situation I was thinking about.

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[–] nyctc7 (41194) 5 years ago

I'm guessing them being on the road a lot would be a downside. You want to be a successful stand up you have to spend a lot of time on the road.

Edit; Plus you would have to share all the trias and tribulations of being in show business. Not all a bed of roses.

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[–] actionkamen (23176) 5 years ago

I would. Funny people are the best date.

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[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

Until they dump you and then make fun of your bald spot and lack of height on stage in front of hundreds of people!

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[–] actionkamen (23176) 5 years ago

At least I shagged her. Those hundreds of people can only dream lol.

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[–] nyctc7 (41194) 5 years ago

I don't think they do that if their significant other is an ordinary citizen. Only if they're dating a fellow celebrity. And even then, I don't think it's common.

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