Lies your parents told you
Mine. . . the brown spots on bananas are freckles.
shareWe don't care what occupation you choose, or how much money you make, as long as you're happy
shareIf he's mean to you, it means he likes you.
We're putting the tooth that just fell out under your pillow so that while you're sleeping in the middle of the night the Tooth Fairy will come and take it and leave you a quarter.
shareMy kids called BS on the tooth fairy the first time they busted me switching out the tooth for a buck
They called BS on Santa AND the big Bunny shortly afterward but they still expect toys and candy LOL!
Of course I continue to pretend...it's true that we all become our parents at some point!
I remember my kid lost maybe 3 teeth after he stopped believing in the tooth fairy, but when he lost those teeth, he brought it to me in exchange for money. I always get a chuckle when I think about that. He and I still had a business relationship.
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Same here, and I always paid up:)
shareSanta Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy
shareWhen I was 8, I heard rumors of Santa being fake. So I pretend I was sleeping, and then I went down suddenly, and saw the cookies gone, but saw my mom there. I asked about it. She replied
"He just left"
"Mom, I didn't hear the door open, I was awake, waiting for him"
"He went through the window"