stupidest format of sandwich - sub - aka stick aka baguette

Whats the worst shape you could make a sandwich?
correct - stick.
stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid
it guarantees every bit of the filling is next to the edge and about to fall out.
Whats the most popular shape of sandwich?
correct - stick
ergo Subway are the devil.
they should change the name to roundway and get some nice circular bread in.
what sort of bread do want sir ?
F**kcing round dipshit !!!!

/rant