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Clever ways to dispose a body

posted 5 years ago by [deleted]
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No, i didn't kill someone, i'm just curious. How would you do away with a body if you had killed a person? I'm thinking about taking my victim to a cemetary and hide it beneath an already existing grave. Then i would place the coffin and body that was already there back on top of the burial and fill the grave up again. Not sure if this could be completed in one night but i feel if you got done in time and put everything back so it wasn't noticeable someone had been digging there would be virtually no risk of the body being found. A cadaver dog wouldnt be very helpful since the whole place is already littered with dead people. There would be no reason for the police to suspect anything out of the ordinary even if they went there. Maybe i'm missing something but i feel this would be a very safe way to go.

[–] Knish (1721) 5 years ago

Desolve in acid.

That's a lot of work at a cemetary, you will probably make a lot of noise and you need a machine to carry the coffin out of the hole.

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

I know it's impractical but just assume you got it done somehow. Maybe with the help of someone. I wasn't thinking you would get the coffin out, more like just moving it a little to the side. Acid might be a better solution though.

[–] Knish (1721) 5 years ago

Your Idea could work, I am wondering if it has been done.

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

Good question, if it was succesful no one would ever know :-P

[–] Knish (1721) 5 years ago

Exactly :)

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

Time to start looting graves.

[–] Knish (1721) 5 years ago

I would but I don't really feel comfortable at a cemetary at night.

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

I can understand if it makes you uncomfortable. I think it has a nice serenity to it though. Just you and all the dead.

[–] Knish (1721) 5 years ago

You should watch rope, it's about committing the perfect murder.

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

Sounds intriguing.

[–] ShogunofYonkers (71636) 5 years ago

Assuming it was a premeditated hit you'd want to invite the guy in the backroom for some expensive scotch or cigars, just make up a bullshit story and string him along with the jokes...humor puts them at ease;)
Plastic sheeting and rugs you could care less about would be a good set up to absorb the spray

A .22 Ruger or a .25 Raven double tap is all that would be required...the bigger the caliber the splashier the mess and you DO NOT want a big mess!

Now you put on those yellow dish washing gloves and splash the area liberally with bleach to knock out the prints and DNA

Roll the body in the rugs and plastic sheeting and drive out to the nearest swamp...the boggy water and wild animals will destroy any evidence leading back to you and the body should be unidentifiable within a few weeks

I should also mention that murder is wrong Ged but you do you Amigo😬

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

Don't worry, it's just pretend, i'm not the murdering type :-)

[–] ShogunofYonkers (71636) 5 years ago

Me neither but I'm fairly certain I could get away with it😉

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

Sounds like it.

[–] Padeen (6459) 5 years ago

.25 Raven aka Saturday Night Special

I've heard people describe this as the worst caliber ever made lol

[–] ShogunofYonkers (71636) 5 years ago

I knew a guy that shot a large dude in the ass cheek with a .25 Raven during a big tussle...The giant dude ran away with a bloody trail behind him

That pistol is at the bottom of a river now and Big Boy never came back for seconds😉

[–] samoanjoes (50912) 5 years ago

"I'm just curious". - Jeffrey Dahmer

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

Don't know who that is XD

[–] samoanjoes (50912) 5 years ago

"Those who deny knowledge of a person are killers themselves". - Jeffrey Dahmer

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

Well damn.

[–] samoanjoes (50912) 5 years ago

I'm just kidding. I thought you were being sarcastic. But anyway, as other user's have stated, he was a cold blooded killer.

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

Those quotes were made up? I thought they were good XD

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

Dahmer was a serial killer

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

I have to look him up.

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

the guy is infamous like Bundy or Gacy.

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

I'm not the most well read person.

[–] Padeen (6459) 5 years ago

My middle school music teacher went to high school with Dahmer lol

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

Eat it and then grind up the bones into dust and scatter.

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

A large meal but not a bad suggestion.

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

Make a curry out of it and invite the neighbours over for a feast. 👌

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

Hopefully "Can i have the recipe?" is not said during the dinner :-D

[–] eYeDEF (5050) 5 years ago

Issei Sagawa, who is currently roaming Tokyo as a free man, spent two days eating a 25-year-old woman he had killed as a student in Paris. He’s gone on record to note that the buttocks melted on his tongue like raw tuna and that his favorite meat was the thighs, which he described as “wonderful.” However, he also said that he didn’t like the breasts because they were too greasy.

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

The breasts are basically just fat and tissue so that makes sense.

[–] Knish (1721) 5 years ago

Mmmm I am getting hungry for some reason.

[–] somesunnyday (2078) 5 years ago

Do it in style like Hannibal Lector and hold a lavish dinner party

[–] AndyKing1967 (33802) 5 years ago

Did one of the other posters on here upset you?

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

Not really, my brain just went to a dark place for some reason.

[–] Stratego (29239) 5 years ago

How would you transport the body to the cemetary?

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

A car or in worst case a wheel barrow or something.

[–] Stratego (29239) 5 years ago

Okay, so how are you going to avoid being noticed?

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

Not sure, have to be lucky or i might lure my victim to the cemetary and make the kill there.

[–] Stratego (29239) 5 years ago

How would you lure them? Just asking for a friend!

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

Yeah, it does sound suspicious i realize, not sure how it would be done :-P Maybe i'll just pretend we are going on a ghost hunt or something.

[–] Stratego (29239) 5 years ago

Only one way to find out if that would work!

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

True that.

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

I'm thinking a slow acting poison. That way the person leaves without ever knowing they are poisoned and die somewhere else later on.

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

That could work.

[–] actionkamen (23176) 5 years ago

I have a 100% failproof slow poison. In fact, it's not really a poison so autopsy would prove nothing. Thing is, it works quite slow... like around 120 years. But I guarantee, it works all the time, every single time.

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

That makes me wonder if there might be something common that everyone of us drinks that is deadly but it takes such a long time to kick in that we won't ever know. Maybe applejuice for example is the most poisonous susbtance on Earth but you need to live for like 200 years before it affects you.

[–] actionkamen (23176) 5 years ago

Maybe water is. Let's face it, everyone who drinks water died, eventually.

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

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[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

Give it time.

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

Now that you mention it.

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

in my area, there are tons of old wells that were dug in the olden days. some of them are in areas that have been reclaimed by forest. i think my best bet is to dump the carcass there. assuming i can cover my trails properly, no one is ever finding that body.

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

If there is still water down in them it would dissolve the body in a short time as well.

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

never occurred to me, but that's a good point.
i'm keeping this in my back pocket. i'm not planning on killing anyone any time soon, but who knows what will come up!

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

True, you never know, suddenly you might stand there with the bloody knife in your hand.