Honest titles

I took the thread title more literally and was going to suggest "Snakes on a plane".

But as per your concept..

"Creed" - Rocky finds another excuse.
"Avatar" - Dances with blue people.
"Dances with wolves" - Prototype SJW.
"Titanic" - We all know how this one ends.

I don't get it.

The first act of Up was a real killer
I watched it with my kids, wife and mom
My kids had no idea what was going on and my mom and wife wanted to turn it off, mom even left the room

Overall a fine animated adventure tale
but that first 5 minutes was gut wrenching:/

Your title is spot on Ged!

Manchester by the Sea - Oceans of Despair
How Stella Got Her Groove Back - How Stella Met a Gay Would-be Emigrant
JFK: Reckless Youth - JFK: Horndog
Frida - The Diego Rivera Story
Star Trek: Discovery - Star Trek: Its Own Mother Doesn't Recognize It

Jaws 3: More Gigantic Sharks!
Who Expected This?

Friday the 13th Part IV: If We Knock Him Down This Time Let's Just Agree To Burn Him Up

Nightmare on Elm Street 3: A So-So Sequel and a Very Solid Dokken Tune

Anaconda: No Boobage From J-Lo:/

Forrest Gump - Retard flukes his way through life and makes history, over and over again.

Omg! I think I wrote a similar thread!

https://moviechat.org/general/General-Discussion/5c5537e77b96b27a7f1b8ea5/If-Movie-Titles-were-truthful

Rocky Balboa - Enough already!
Rambo, Last Blood - Oh come on, how old is he now?!
Police Academy 7 (Mission to Moscow) - Oh come on, how do these keep getting made?