If you were a celebrity lurking on these boards, who would you be?

A regular on the old IMDb boards said he thinks I'm secretly "one of the Deal sisters." Lol! I liked that. I'm infinitely less cool.

Charles Dozsa because I love a succulent Chinese meal.

I would be Kermit the Frog.

Gary Busey

Weird Al Yankovic - the world could use some humor.

Seth MacFarlane - we share the same tastes in music and humour.

At first I was going to say Jeff Goldblum, but if I were Jeff Goldblum, I would never be able to see Jeff Goldblum's reactions to posts. Instead I would have to be a friend of Jeff Goldblum's, and then sit with him as he reads posts so I can watch his reactions. So really, my answer is that I would be whatever celebrity is closest friends with Jeff Goldblum. Then, and only then, would I truly be able to see this man's responses to the various posts here.

If a movie character, the Tin Man from The Wizard of Oz (1939).

Even though he doesn't have a heart, he displays so much compassion, humility, and meekness despite all he's been through (being dismembered by his own ax under the Wicked Witch of the West's spell). Can't help but feel inspired.

As for a real person, hmmm...???

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