I hate when women list what they want in a man and start with TALL!

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very unique

I know someone at my office, do you want me to hook you two up?

During an episode of CSI today, a dwarf was trying to put the moves to the character of Catherine Willows. One of his pick-up lines was, " Have you ever had the backs of those thighs kissed by a man who was standing up?" She burst out laughing.

You too? What are the odds two people on these boards share a common type?

A "dicephalic parapagus twin"? I had to google that. Holy crap! You are one sick puppy, cod.

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Some women won't date men UNLESS they are tall, not just taller. They turn up their noses to guys.

Short obviously.

Yes, shortie.

"In 1917, at age 18, he was measured at 122.55 cm (4 ft 0.25 in), then in 1918, at age 19, he was measured at 111.5 cm (3 ft 7.9 in). A typical defining characteristic of dwarfism is an adult height below 147 cm (4 ft 10 in). Then, likely as a result of a pituitary tumor, he had a dramatic growth spurt so that by 1932 at the age of 33 he had reached a height of 218 cm (7 ft 2 in)"

Whoa! Poor guy though, he died young.

Well, TALL is often euphemism for RICH.