Pint of Alka Seltzer with a dash of.. - General Discussion Discussion

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

you don't really drink that

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Just a few hownos, It contains paracetamol. I'm a responsible drinker. It's vodka and coke time now 🍸

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"Even taking one or two more tablets than recommended can cause serious liver damage and possibly death. Paracetamol overdose is one of the leading causes of liver failure."

Good thing you're a responsible paracetamol-taker.

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[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

Cheers, the vodka will do more damage than a couple of pints of alka-seltzer. I only take Paracetamol for a headache from hell otherwise.

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[–] Catbookss (13664) 5 years ago

Your liver texted me and said it'd like a word with you 😄

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[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

We've been through a lot me and the liver but if she's texting behind my back then that's it's I'm done 😉

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[–] Catbookss (13664) 5 years ago

You're divorcing her? Should I be the one to break the news?

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[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

I'll sleep on it. Judas bitch of a liver i must say though.

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[–] Catbookss (13664) 5 years ago

Well? If you've decided it's time you and she part ways, I can cuss at her for you.

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[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

have you ever tried Gaviscon ??

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[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

It's too viscous for vodka. Good for heartburn though.

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[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

👍👍

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (71636) 5 years ago

Just don't mix it with Pop Rocks and Cola☠️

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[–] Frogarama (12942) 5 years ago

Never mix white wine with fruity pebbles. FYI

(I just mean don't mix them in your stomach, but using wine for milk would be atrocious)

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[–] Catbookss (13664) 5 years ago

I thought it was going to be sriracha 😔

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