If you could own a sports team... - General Discussion Discussion

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

Toronto Toros - hockey

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[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

Did you know that’s the equivalent to a cowfish?

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[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

This was an actual name of a junior hockey team when I was a kid. Now defunct.

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[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

Well, no offense hownos. As a Canadian you got the edge on hockey. But to name a ice hockey team after a fish?? You’re just asking for defeat.

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[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

The team was never that good.

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[–] CKid (3816) 5 years ago

What about the San Jose Sharks?
They are currently 44-26-9, which is good enough for 2nd place in the Pacific division of the NHL.
They are definitely headed for the playoffs.

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[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

a tuna fish I think.

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[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

My team would be a football team called Allaby's Arsenal.

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[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

I love it. No one wants to f*ck with that noise!

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[–] captainbucky (15252) 5 years ago

The masked mashers

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[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

Rugby no doubt?

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[–] captainbucky (15252) 5 years ago

They don’t wear masks in rugby silly

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[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

You want a fencing team?🤺

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[–] R_Kane (15828) 5 years ago

Scuderia Ferrari

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[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

Alright brah, the name is cool (although a little fancy for my tastes), what’s your sport, formula 1?

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[–] R_Kane (15828) 5 years ago

The most glamorous, expensive sport on the face of the earth, Formula 1 indeed. An annual team budget of over 600 million dollars, and only 2 athletes on the team! Scudderia (Team) Ferrari’s blood-red cats scream like a big jungle cat in heat, the hyper-tech incarnation of pure passionate sex. I’ve followed F1 since I was a little boy. It’s the only sport that I watch.

It’s the second-most popular sport in the world. Interestingly, the MOST popular, football (soccer), is the sport that require a buy-in cost so low that ANYONE can participate in it.

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[–] FredBurroughs (19706) 5 years ago

I would own the world's first professional gaming and wrestling team and call them the Radical Radishes.

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[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

Ok Burroughs, I can totally get behind this idea if you have the creative unitards to match.

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[–] FredBurroughs (19706) 5 years ago

Currently consulting the Windjammers artists to coordinate some sort of unique neon color scheme for each member of the
team.

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[–] Padeen (6459) 5 years ago

Prickly pears...A Leaving Las Vegas reference?

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[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

Nice, love that movie. I’m a prickly pear! It’s my favorite flavor of Mike’s Hard lemonade, what I was drinking when I made the thread.

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[–] Stratego (29252) 5 years ago

The Strategoes?

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[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

Well your team would kick my teams ass then. I always sucked at that game.

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[–] Stratego (29252) 5 years ago

Me too! Luckily, I wouldn't be a player or the coach, just the owner!😜

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[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

Smart gal, I like the way you think!

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[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

Urban Thunder - a football team.

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[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

Solid.

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[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-W46f3gwNgw
Check this out!

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[–] slimone (7996) 5 years ago

Basketball Hoopsters

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[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

lol don’t we already have enough of those?

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[–] slimone (7996) 5 years ago

Not if it was my team. We'd be in March Madness every year!

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