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Very funny stuff! Happy Saint Patrick’s Day to you as well.

LMFAO over here! Great post, and right back at ya!

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Q. Do you know where are Irish family goes on vacation?
A. Another bar.

Well done👏
Raise a glass later today twin:)
Happy day to you

Do you know why God created alcohol?
He didn't want the Irish to rule the world.

An Irish priest is driving along a country road when a police man pulls him over. He immediately smells alcohol on the priest's breath and notices an empty wine bottle in the car.

He says: "Have you been drinking?"

"Just water," says the priest.

The cop replies: "Then why do I smell wine?"

The priest looks at the bottle and says: "Good Lord! He's done it again!"

🍀And a Happy St. Pat’s to you too twinA!! Thanks for the giggles. You enjoy your festivities today. cheers!! 🍻🇮🇪🍀💚
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s8o0GbnL0_g

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An Irishman is struggling to find a parking space.

He starts to pray, “Lord, I can’t stand this. If you open a space up for me, I swear I’ll give up the Guinness and go to mass every Sunday.”

Suddenly, the clouds part and the sun shines on an empty parking spot. Without hesitation, the Irishman says: “Never mind, I found one!”

Happy St Paddy's, everyone!

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