Rough sex is breaking out!!!
Pick a safeword😳
I call Chattanooga
What's your 'stop taking that belt to my ass' word?'
Pick a safeword😳
I call Chattanooga
What's your 'stop taking that belt to my ass' word?'
I feel so stupid. When first reading your prompt, I thought you were talking about people having an epidemic of contagious sex out in public street corners, and no one is safe!
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No but that could be a good movie
Kind of like The Purge but sexy
One day a year it's totally legit for everybody to bang everyone they run into doing their errands LOL!
Probably been done now that I think about it
Its opening narration:
"I heard a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of people cried out in terror and was suddenly silenced. I feel something terrible has happened... You better get on with your exercises..."
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We should write this script
It's writing itself to be honest
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I'm on board with the George Byrom angle as long as Sam Jackson agrees to play the scientist guy with all the one-liners!
Jackson plays himself in all his movies. Who knows what will happen with him being at the end of a laboratory room. We're going to pronounce it "La-Bore-ra-torrie" in this picture. Sounds more elegant that way.
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'In a world where people at ShopRite start getting it on in the frozen aisle...'
OMG, I'm so into writing this script!
Leonardo is shopping and his cart bumps into Scarlet Johansson's...we can see where this is going
BIG BOX OFFICE!
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Leo is just what we need for our boffo new
movie👍
Leo is the shy kid
Scarlet is a hot milf and they are destined to get it on
Sam Jackson says 'motherfucker' a bunch of times in the background...He plays a cranky workman
Now that we have our main cast we simply have to choose a genre...
Slasher, Rom-Com,Thriller... I can do any of those
Movie idea:
A contagious disease makes the host extremely horny and they run around trying to have sex with people. Once a person has been penetrated, the disease is passed onto them and they become a horny aggressor. A handful of survivors barricade themselves into a house as a horde of horny people try to break in and have sex with them all.
This is a movie I would go see👍
We should get Roseanne Barr to play a cranky yet funny housewife and Bryan Cranston as a school teacher with 'a crazy plan that just might work'
The main cast busts up the furniture and nails all of the doors and windows closed with the planks while hordes of horny lunatics surround the cottage
'Hump Day...This time it's Horny!'
Sounds kind of like the early Cronenburg movie Shivers.
A disease is going around a large apartment building transforming everyone into sex crazed zombies.
Shivers! Check it out!
Damn! Someone else thought of it first.
shareSaw that one
Old Cronenberg was very good
We will have to ramp up the sexy scenes in our movie though...
We need a hot female lead who's really prim and proper, hery slutty roommate who doesn't survive the second act and a hunky guy to play hero...He should have a dorky sidekick bro that gets screwed to death by crazed nymphos at some point...
Worst ways to go if you ask me!
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Makes me think of a case in my country where a girl asked online for someone to rape her, then a guy came home to her and did exactly that. She pressed charges against him eventually, but honestly i don't think anyone felt sorry for her.
shareJeez...that's awful
I certainly feel sorry for her, maybe she was just being kinky on-line and some lunatic took it the wrong way?
Terrible story...hope he's doing time
She really asked to be raped, but then she had second thoughts when it became a reality and she tried to make him stop but he has claimed he thought it was all just her playing along when she tried to get him off her. I think he lies on that part, if someone isn't a very gifted actor then you can tell the difference, but who knows for sure. Very bizarre story and a dark example of why you should be careful what you wish for. She was just young and naive so i feel sorry for her too, she couldn't really see what she was getting into, it's her parents fault if anything for not teaching her better than to put herself at risk like that.
shareBizarre is the right word!
Awful story...'be careful' indeed!
I don't know what exactly he got, but this was several years back so he is definitely out now, the sentences here for rape are usually way too low.
shareSentences for rape and abuse are way too low everywhere!
Toss away the key I say
Where are you?
I'm in New York, about an hour and a half from NYC
I'm in Sweden. So we're about 4000 miles apart XD
shareNice!
Must be freezing but Sweden always ends up on those 'happiest countrys in the world' lists...good for you👍
I'm in NY, it's freezing and none of us are happy here LOL😂
It's not too cold right now, had some rain today. It's awesome here in the spring and summer but it sucks in the fall and winter, so i'll say happiest country in the world is half true :-) It depends on the time. New York seems cool. I never went to the US, but maybe some day. The long flight kinda puts me off to go much outside Europe.
shareSweden sounds pretty cool
New York is dirty and there's a criminal on every block
Stay where you are👍🍻
lol, we have our dirt and criminals too, but not like in US of course XD Be safe there.
sharewhat does XD mean ??
shareA laughing face.
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Kidding lol!
I’m not quite sure what you want here, Shoggie.🤷♀️ Is it a word or phrase for “safe sex”? If so, I thought “I’m pregnant” by LauraGrace was good. Anyhoo...mine would be “My gosh! Where is it? There it is! But, it’s so damn small!”😱 Now that brings on “Safe Sex”!
share'It's super tiny' would shut the lights off!
Ouch😱
Well done
Or how about “I’ll have to strap a board on to keep from falling in!”🤦♂️🤦♀️
I’ve been absent from the board for a few days and this is the result! I can’t hep it! And no...I haven’t been hitting the red Solo cups.
It's possible it means that too XD
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