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What do you suppose internet trolls do after a hard days trolling?


Visit art galleries?
Help old ladies across the road?
Volunteer at soup kitchens?
Or?
Sit in their basements, dreaming of world domination, whilst buying a James Bond villainesque style island and building a death ray? (If only I had a white cat).

All suggestions welcome - let your imaginations run wild.

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Dance, obviously.

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Dancing is nice...Yes, perhaps less yanking and more dancing👍

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Ha! Talk about a double entendre! 😉 It depends on who’s getting yanked or who’s doing the yanking!☺️

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LOL!
Did you just make us both blush??

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That I did, didn’t I? 🥰 Ain’t I the naughty one at my age 👩🏻‍🦳? Oh, the heck with it...let’s get to yanking! 😏

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Ha😜

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I assume a great deal of masturbation and Dorito eating follows

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Tweezers and microscopes at the ready then.

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😂

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they change their socks 🙂🙂🙂

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Socks...I hope we have an empty laundry basket here but I wouldn't be shocked if a few had crept in

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Klan business, and a lot of wanking.

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Hahaha😂

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I thought I had heard and seen just about anything to do with a pecker, but wanking is a new term for me. So, being the inquisitive person that I am...I googled. 🙇‍♀️ What can I say, I couldn’t hep it (speakin’ southern) 🤷‍♀️. So here ya go folks...I muted the thing...didn’t need to hear about the World’s Fastest Wanker!

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=wanking&view=detail&mid=F2E25D9558395B62EC7CF2E25D9558395B62EC7C&FORM=VIRE

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Got through 15 seconds of that and I deserve a medal!!!

That main guy had a Canada Shirt on...LOL, cheers to the creepiest apartment in Canada😂!!!

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Yeah! O’Canada is ringing in my ears. How about those wankers, hownos!🙈🙉🙊

Shoggie you were much more brave than I was so you get a 🌟!

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My first 🌟 since grade school!
We really should give these out more often...good for morale!

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This is not how I anticipated this thread going.

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Amazing really...we have covered grade school, the Klan and rubbing one out in a single thread

I think we all deserve some🌟🌟🌟!

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“This is not how I anticipated this thread going.” 😂

Then your reply made me do a fast potty run!
“Amazing really...we have covered grade school, the Klan and rubbing one out in a single thread” 🤣

Too, too funny!

I sort of feel sorry for our newbie, AndyKing. Poor Andy couldn’t imagine what he was getting into when he joined this bunch of crazies! 🤪🤪 He’ll soon find out we go off the rails quite frequently! I’m still laughing!

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No, don't get me wrong, I have a pretty subversive sense of humour. It's just nice to read a thread that hasn't descended into a flame war.

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Very little flaming goes on here
It's a really nice and funny crowd
We even chat about movies sometimes😉

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Sorry I’m late replying. Been driving in some horrendous fog with lots of traffic. I got a very late start due to the fog. On my way to Florida from Mississippi. I don’t drive straight through like I used to do. Plus I’m dealing with a she-devil 3 lb yorkie pup. I dosed her good before we left, she slept for the almost 300 miles, but now not a happy camper in the motel. She’s stuck in her playpen. There’s no way I would put her paws on a motel floor. I won’t touch the floor with bare feet.! I can’t sleep in one either!

Anyhow, we do have some raunchy fun here. Movies? What are movies?😉 As Shoggie wrote not much flaming; they don’t last long. Trolls come and go. We have great Mods on this board, they don’t censor as a norm, but I don’t believe they would permit a Filmboards like cesspool. They also won’t tolerate consistent ad hominem attacks. I like my crazy cyber pals here. Welcome and enjoy!

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relish in posts like these :)

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Touching themselves while looking at a picture of Soros.

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Ewwww

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Or better yet beating their junk with a filled sock like the nut in “The Bridge”!
Better yet using Stratego’s whip!😱

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My custom made cat o' nine tails is reserved especially for trolls.

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Ouch!😣 But, on second thought they’re probably masochistic and would “enjoy the hell” out of your cat o’ nine tales! “Gimme Some More” say the trolls.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8SC2NQAf9ig

Put these guys together with your strombollies and all of us would be standing in line hoping to get whipped! 😳

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That's the idea!😘

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They do each other, online, because no one else will touch them. The good news is: they can’t reproduce themselves.

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Spy on the neighbours with their night vision goggles while Goodbye Horses plays in the background. Probably 🤔

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