They’re Casting The MovieChat Movie. Who Should Play You?
In a stunning, gorgeous, unprecedented move that you don’t understand and has to be explained to you by a Clickbait harlot, DC and Marvel have announced a joint venture motion picture project that will make Gone With The Wind, Jaws, Star Wars and SusanSmith’s sex tape look like home video. The project is MovieChat: The Movie. Projected budget is one billion Euros. David Mamet, William Shakespeare and Diablo Cody are penning the script, based on an idea by a Marvel executive’s 11 year-old son, who is courageously undergoing surgery to become a lesbian daughter. SFX will be by Industrial Light and Magic, Digital Domain and Ray Harryhausen. Quentin Tarantino and Donald Trump will share the directing chores. Trump is insisting that the scene in Stratego’s basement must be kept in the film, and that his adult entertainment girlfriend, Stormy Danials, has a part (of something other than him), so the Rating will be at least R, possibly NC-17. The plot revolves around a Romanian bumpkin named Croft—who enjoys shooting rabbits and dogs, and lying—who, along with his best friend, Ben, is captured by space aliens, the Guardians of the Galaxy, The Justice League of America and Larry David, probed and re-probed, found wanting, and dropped back on earth with extremely large Band-Aids athwart their rumps. Ben is dropped in Europe, Croft in the US. The only way they can get back home is to find the answers to 200 MovieChat Clickbait questions, and two posts with no more than a total of four words in them, asking for the title of a movie, and/or the home address of someone the poster is stalking. The only source of these answers is MovieChat posters (yay us!)! Croft and Ben have to find the MC posters in real life, befriend us, and have us give them the answers they need. Because both Croft and Ben lack charm, money, social skills and hygiene, the only currency they have to offer is their willingness to perform humiliating tasks. SO: Who should play you? Pick anyone from any era. What tasks would you assign Croft and/or Ben? Are you ready for your close-up now? Are you ready to go on Celebrity Big Brother? Have you actually read Orwell’s novel, 1984? Have fun! Oh, Extra Credit: what kind of a contract do you want for the rights to your user-name and persona?
This is my five thousandth post on this site. I’d like to take this milestone to cite and honor some posters who mattered to me who have become, to me at least, conspicuous because we have lost them. I salute:
Dazed
Catbookss
MissMargoChanning
SentientMeat
LeiaOfLothlorian
Daisy
thewaitress
charliekelly
chrisjdel
pankoeken