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I can make trump rhyme

posted 5 years ago by halomaniac88 (1736)
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Rome fizzled while Nero fiddled as Washington crumbles while Trump fumbles.

Trump's gotta face I wanna stomp, I wish I could ditch his body in the dump with the rest of the chumps.

And give him a good kick in the rump!

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

Old man trump
Sat down to take a dump
Although he’s full of shit, he couldn’t push out a lump
He sat on the toilet so long that his heart ceased to pump
The whitehouse staff heard a loud THUMP
No one even tried to revive that worthless chump
This was the last we ever heard of that silly, mumbling grump.

[–] slimone (7996) 5 years ago

Humpty Trumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Trumpty had a great fall.
All the King's horses and
All the King's men,
Couldn't put Humpty together again.

. . .It's going to happen sooner than later.

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

not bad 👍👍👍

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

Thanks mister!

[–] jriley555 (7048) 5 years ago

there once was a grifter named trump
with orange hair and a boil-ridden rump
when he ended up reared
by mueller as feared
all twas left was a poxy foul clump

[–] halomaniac88 (1736) 5 years ago

good