TV quote


" You mean....he fidgets ? "
Doctor :" Uh-huh "
" So what if he fidgets ? ...:" kid's in puberty he gets a hard on every ten minutes for crissakes

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How old is the quote, tex?

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15 years or so -star of series has passed away

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One of my favorite scenes from a great episode of The Sopranos where they expose the Ritalin scam

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"You're right captain,this is a church.Mine"

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"Up your nose with a rubber hose!"

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Old school is the BEST school! Now let's get back to class!

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Happy Days

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I remember it well,,,there was no automatic assumption, or, even a hint of one that it could be construed as sexual. There was no hoots, or, ahhhhhhhhhs from the live audience there at Happy Days. Just robust laughter. Even the mother said it a couple times.

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Guy#1
'She called, he yelled Cartwright...I missed her'

Guy#2
'Who's Cartwight?'

G1
'...I'm Cartwright...'

G2
'You're not Cartwright'

G1
'OF COURSE I'M NOT CARTWRIGHT!!!'

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He and George certainly did in 'The Chinese Restaurant' episode!

That is Archie Bunker from 'All in the Family'

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A slovenly woman in her messy kitchen browbeating her daughter's boyfriend when her calls her a liar:

'Listen kid, I have a boss AND a husband, why would I need to lie to you?'

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The grouchy woman has a swell husband named Dan

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Roseanne?

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Correct!
Great old show
Ive got to watch more of the new one...from the bits i saw it was pretty funny

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I've seen the two first episodes. They were trying to introduce a little too much, but I've heard it improves in later episodes. I'll probably watch it when they're going to show it over here.

Woohoo, your 10.000th post!

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Yeah a pretty cute revival

I posted 10k to you by the way...honestly was not paying attention

Thanks lady😘

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Yes, I feel so honored! I promise my 10k will be a response to you!😘

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Im always here lady😍

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A roadside greasy spoon with a grumpy owner
Angry waitress:

'Kiss my Grits!'

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Alice
Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore

we don't know where she is now

Me , I'm living on the air in .... town to town , up and down the dial

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You got it Colorado!

Lets keep this going
Fun thread!

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"I know things.
No,you don't"

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Any clue as to context would help Amigo

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Right then,it involves an agent of a certain agency talking to a double agent.The hint is : hours

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24 Hours

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Yes

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A sloppy little fellow in a long coat...

'Oh, there's just one more thing...'

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uh ..wait a minute ..it's comin' to me - oh , I know him , my wife luvs that little guy , ah Peter Falk doing his Columbo character.

He was great in A Pocketful Of Miracles

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Falk was perfecto in Columbo!

ETA: nice impression lol!

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If you haven't seen him do his Columbo character on a Dean Martin Roast of Frank Sinatra , I highly recommend it - it is on youtube and it's a hoot - Falk stays in character and Frank , Dean , everybody is just losing it because Peter Falk is so good as Columbo

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Thanks for the reco...had no idea
Will check it out

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