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Stratego has dumped me

posted 7 years ago by godewey (16472)
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It's true. I know it's hard to believe .
Dumping me right?

Although I will have fond memories of what was and what could have been
I now see her cozying up to other dudes. WTF is that?
It's been less than 8 hrs. Who does this?
I was nothing but honorable. (for the most part).
I never heard the It's not you It's me speech but I could feel it coming.
I lost my last chance of happiness and she's like whatever.
She's eating her herring and Pannenkoeken like nothing ever happened.

Sorry to go on but this one hurts.

"'I've had the blues the reds and the pinks, one thing for sure--Love stinks"

If you have found somebody then...

I hope he breaks your heart and I hope you cry all night
I hope you feel the way I do now..

[–] Frogarama (12942) 6 years ago

So, Stratego is single? My harem has an extra slot...

[–] Stratego (29246) 6 years ago

I was actually looking for another eunuch!

[–] Frogarama (12942) 6 years ago

Alright then, hold on while I get my pruner and some hydrogen peroxide.

[–] Stratego (29246) 6 years ago

Leave it, I'll just use my whip.

[–] Frogarama (12942) 6 years ago

This is the beginning of a beautiful torture scenario.

[–] Stratego (29246) 6 years ago

Next Friday in my basement?

[–] Frogarama (12942) 6 years ago

Yes, Mistress.

[–] Stratego (29246) 6 years ago

You learn quickly, my boy!

[–] GlenEllyn (21078) 6 years ago

Wow, I need some lessons, Stratego!

[–] Stratego (29246) 6 years ago

Forget about Indy Jones! I'd whip him right into obedience!

[–] godewey (16472) 6 years ago

I hope you have better success than I had.
She deserves much better than me.
Good luck.

[–] Frogarama (12942) 6 years ago

She deserves much better than me.

So I'm the better one? Holy crap it worked, I have you all fooled!!!

[–] godewey (16472) 6 years ago

You don't have to fool all of us.
Only her!

[–] GlenEllyn (21078) 5 years ago

There's a wee bit o' fun in this thread. 🤣

🥂 Fondly remembering our Dewey 🥂

[–] Catbookss (13664) 5 years ago

Aw, I remember this thread.

Dewey, ❤️

[–] Catbookss (13664) 5 years ago

😂😂😂

Oh my god, Dewey, Stratego, and Mina were on fire that night!

"Good luck opening your pickle jars. No wonder you drink" and so many more great lines that have me sitting here LOLing for reals.

[–] Catbookss (13664) 5 years ago

Another Dewey classic 🍻

[–] halomaniac88 (1736) 5 years ago

love hurts