1. I once had a big friend
2. I've played two real life people
3. I married a sports hero
4. I once had 3 sisters. One of them shot her husband
5. My father was a Nazi
6. I was a lawyer. I was also married to a lawyer who defended a rapist. It didn't end well.
7. I was in love with a famous Scotsman.
8. I was married to a teller of tall tales.
Is it Jessica Lange? (And is the "big friend" Liam Neeson's penis? LOL)
shareYou always get it right before the big reveal.
Next was - I had my legs cut off by Nazis and sang Bowie.
LOL!!!!
I was thinking King Kong but come to think of it I don't know what Nesson calls that thing.
You may be right.
I'm best at this game when there are a thousand clues, yes lol.
I think The Neeson is sentient at this point. I wouldn't be surprised if it detaches itself from his body and _does_ take young women hostage.
You are the best at this. I call you the swooper. You swoop in and nail it.
I used to think it was me but it's no comparison. You are the master.
Oh, thank you.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who dreams about that damn thing having a life of it's own.
Wait, What? Is this mic on? My dreams are between you and me.
If I'm the swooper, it should be capitalised. The Swooper. Like The Wolf, but with internet games.
Haha. I'd love to see "A day in the life..." focused on Liam Neeson's Penis. It'd be fascinating.
Do you think Liam Neeson sings this in the shower:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQBPgJQhQHc
It would be fascinating wouldn't it?
Everybody would watch it too. You'd say you wouldn't watch it but you would.
I know I would for sure.
His penis waking up, getting coffee, exercising, going out for the paper,
going to work, going home during rush hour etc....
That should be his theme song. Of course there's a song.
Reminds me of Man Seeking Woman. A great show by the way with Jay Baruchel.
There's an episode where he couldn't perform with a woman because he had to much to drink.
They made it so he lost his penis. He called the bar to see if they had it in the lost and found.
He went down to get it. They gave it to him in a brown paper bag.
So happens his best friend was down there picking his up too.
They looked in the bag and realized they had the wrong penis. So they swapped.
One of the funniest things I've seen on TV.
Anyways
Long live the SWOOPER.
It's a good thing The Swooper came in. I was nowhere close to figuring this out. Whew! Now I can sleep at night.
shareThat's what she does.
She's sneaky like that. Just keep your eye on her. That's all I can say.
I'm also glad you can cross this off your list and finally get back to a normal life.
I'm sure it was weighing heavy on your mind.