The Devil's Day is Upon Us

My wife and I have enjoyed a wonderfully romantic day together. I bought her flowers and chocolates. She bought me some of my favorite aftershave, and we're heading out for a delicious 3 course meal later.

How are you and your husband/boyfriend celebrating Valentine's Day today?

Where are you two at so I can spit broken hearted mucus into both your soulless eyes?

stop having these disturbing fantasies! 😨

Not celebrating today then, huh? Probably going to take your boyfriend/husband out tomorrow when it's cheaper are ya, fella?

I respect that. Unconventional.

Your dumbass gay joke sucks....like yo mama.

stop having these disturbing fantasies! 😨

I am sorry, but I don't understand your reply. Could you please repeat that again?

Thank you in advance.

Sure thing. Here's what I was basically saying:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bwjZXv5wl0

stop having these disturbing fantasies! 😨

Sorry, I don't click on links anymore. I learned my lesson after the last gay man who posted on here once posted a link to men having intercourse.

Now, I know that's your thing, and I respect that. But it doesn't do it for me.

My husband and I's PDA would make you vomit 

I gave him my heart, and he gave me his fist