Foods you suspect may harbor bad intentions towards you
Personally, I don't trust eggs ಠ_ಠ
Onions have always had it in for me.
It's a crying shame.
"Stick with me, baby, and you'll be fartin' thru silk."
Cheese.
It's like that guest at a party who sticks around long after he should have left with the others. lol
Don't mess with me, man! I know karate, judo, ju-jitsu... and several other Japanese words.
sticks around long after he should have left with the others. lol
Good one...
...I guess that's because he's stuck up
*rimshot* https://youtu.be/9CdVTCDdEwI
"Stick with me, baby, and you'll be fartin' thru silk."
Chicken always has to mess with my simple need to not eat blood.
onions, cabbage, beans, eggs and any kind of poultry
I will never let you part, for you are always in my heart: MJ
turn to page 394: Snape (nasty woman)
Pretty much all manner of beans has nasty intentions in mind for me!
No trees killed in the sending of this message, but many electrons were terribly inconvenienced.
iceberg lettuce
anything deep fried (except chinese food)
Fraaaank. FRANK! Get my jean bin. Susie wants my jeans.
No she doesnt.