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Foods you suspect may harbor bad intentions towards you


Personally, I don't trust eggs ಠ_ಠ


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Onions have always had it in for me. 



It's a crying shame. 



"Stick with me, baby, and you'll be fartin' thru silk."

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Cheese.

It's like that guest at a party who sticks around long after he should have left with the others. lol


Don't mess with me, man! I know karate, judo, ju-jitsu... and several other Japanese words.

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sticks around long after he should have left with the others. lol
  Good one...

...I guess that's because he's stuck up

*rimshot* https://youtu.be/9CdVTCDdEwI



"Stick with me, baby, and you'll be fartin' thru silk."

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Chicken always has to mess with my simple need to not eat blood.

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onions, cabbage, beans, eggs and any kind of poultry

I will never let you part, for you are always in my heart: MJ
turn to page 394: Snape (nasty woman)

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Pretty much all manner of beans has nasty intentions in mind for me! 



No trees killed in the sending of this message, but many electrons were terribly inconvenienced.

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iceberg lettuce

anything deep fried (except chinese food)



Fraaaank. FRANK! Get my jean bin. Susie wants my jeans.
No she doesnt.

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