Imagine paying $750,000 for a pardon...
...and not getting it.
https://www.mediaite.com/trump/matt-schlapp-was-paid-750000-to-get-a-trump-donor-pardoned-he-failed/
That's a big oof.
As chairman of the American Conservative Union, Matt Schlapp plays a pivotal role in the swamp known as DC Politics. He is as swampy as inside-the-beltway creatures go.
swampy, thats what happens to my butt crack in summer...