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Now is the time to invest in a 'Curaprox Hydrosonic Pro Electric Toothbrush', thanks to Trump's idiocy

posted 3 years ago by [deleted]
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"We have a missile. It's hydrosonic."

This is what Trump has been saying at every single rally the past week or so. Can someone on his campaign let him know 'hydrosonic' is a 'superduper' TOOTHBRUSH ? He's such an embarrassing moron.

But with all his promotion for the toothbrush, and his followers thinking it's actually a missile they have to run out and buy, now is a good time to invest in the company.

https://youtu.be/Fje5TTfYWNI

https://youtu.be/HRIex40uxDA

https://youtu.be/p0rGLPdvqWM

[–] [deleted] 3 years ago

I heard Ghouliani got really excited when he read this about the Hydrosonic Pro Electric on their website!

"With up to 42,000 strokes...

Using the CURAPROX Hydrosonic sonic toothbrush is a real pleasure as it literally strokes the teeth clean. This makes our Hydrosonic both safe and easy that even a child uses it with no trouble at all. People who have braces or an implant will be particularly relieved as brushing has never been so simple, fast and thorough. Even people with sensitive gums finally breathe a sigh of relief as the Hydrosonic encourages a professional approach to dental care. As part of your Hydrosonic kit you will also receive CPS prime interdental brushes and a sample of our Enzycal toothpaste, all presented in a handy travel box. The Hydrosonic toothbrush really is the start of a new era in oral health."

Now he can 'tuck his shirt in' while lying across the bed with a Hydrosonic toothbrush ! What pleasure he will get !

[–] TimMC (9143) 3 years ago

When the Orange fucker misspeaks you freaks go nuts.

Fucking idiots.

[–] [deleted] 3 years ago

Misspeaks at every single rally for the past few weeks ?

You and Trump are fucking idiots.