What if Trump catches the virus

"What it Trump catches the virus"?

Let's see if the grammar gestapo pays you a visit. It all depends on what side of the aisle you sit.

For starters, he’d have to wear a mask during the press briefings.
That would most likely tone down is repetitive bragging and give the microphone over to the doctors

He would blame Obama for him catching the virus. He would say Obama left it behind in the White House in 2017.

Then Pence steps in. If Pence catches the virus, then Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi steps in. If Nancy Pelosi steps in you could have a full blown civil war once the conspiracy theories start flying. Unless of course Nancy Pelosi catches the virus, then Chuck Grassley steps in as president. Apparently, everything will be wonderful again with the Constitution, and the civil war will be called off. People, get ready for a "President Chucky"... our friend till THE END!

What if Trump IS the virus?!?

One less stable genius in the world.

He’ll cure himself like the other 99% of the 5% of the public unlucky enough to be inconvenienced by it for a week or so. Then give away his plasma to cure everyone else. The media will be outraged because everyone will have some Trump in them. It’ll be the biggest most beautiful plasma we’ve ever seen.