BREAKING: The Dems’ Articles of Impeachment have been leaked...
1. Trump defeated Hillary Clinton.
2. Trump hurt our feelings.
3. We can’t beat him fairly.
4. We've been stealing from the American taxpayers for decades and He's exposing our corruption.
5. We want to keep millions of Americans struggling, miserable, divided and dependent on government programs; and we don't care if they're young, elderly, veterans, etc.
6. Our 2020 candidates are a joke and we know it.
7. The public can’t know our crimes and attempted coup.
8. He is making us identify as losers.
9. He’s draining the swamp.
10. He'll expose that #Epsteindidntkillhimself (even though it's glaringly obvious).