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I own this board


And I am going to populate it with nonsensical thread topics. Who wants to be my minions?

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>>>>I own this board<<<<

And you owe 750 dollars in back taxes. I will help you out. Just send the money to the below address. Cash only.

Michael I. Days 2115 May Street
Palm Beach, FL 33401

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Jackson Hewitt does my taxes just fine but nice try on the scam scammer. I should punish you for being a schemer.

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Your loss. I was going to invest it and make you a very rich person. Still not to late!

Michael I. Days 2115 May Street
Palm Beach, FL 33401

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30 lashings with my whip as punishment for your attempted ponzi scheme.

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Spyware urls. Really?

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And you owe 750 dollars in back taxes. I will help you out. Just send the money to the below address. Cash only.

Because of interest you now owe $1002 dollars. My address is the same as I posted 2 months ago. Get that money to me ASAP before the interest on it goes up again!

Michael I. Days 2115 May Street
Palm Beach, FL 33401

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no

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Because of interest you now owe $1002 dollars. Sorry but because of interest it has gone to $1337 dollars. My address is the same. Get that money to me ASAP before the interest on it goes up again!

Michael I. Days 2115 May Street
Palm Beach, FL 33401

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Just curious, how much did you pay for it?


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Just curious, how much did you pay for it?

Not sure how much he paid for it but because of interest he now owes me $1572 dollars. He better hurry up and send me that money before interest puts it even higher. My address is the same as before but I will list it again.

Michael I. Days 2115 May Street
Palm Beach, FL 33401

CASH ONLY

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Well okay then.



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No you don't.



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"I Am the FBI."

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This is getting out of hand. Now because of interest he owes 1,827 dollars. This needs to be taken care of immediately. You don't want it to go to the courts. Because not only will you have to pay them you will also have to pay court costs. So get that money to me NOW.

Michael I. Days 2115 May Street
Palm Beach, FL 33401

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Dang! He in deep doo doo now.


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All will be forgiven if he gets me that money before interest on it goes up again.

Michael I. Days 2115 May Street
Palm Beach, FL 33401

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When does the interest go up?

And since he doesn't seem interested in paying, have you considered hiring some large gentlemen to give him a "visit", and make him an offer he can't refuse?


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Yes I am. I will give him till January 15th to pay. If not this guy is coming after him and it won't be pretty.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/-CqF9NfJun0/maxresdefault.jpg

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Yikes! What the hell is that?


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It is the OP's worst nightmare if he don't send that money to me by January 15.

Michael I. Days 2115 May Street
Palm Beach, FL 33401

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I know that, but what is it? Is that from a movie or a TV show? It looks sorta like the gil man from the turkey The Shape of Water.


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BYW, do you realize that you haven't heard from that deadbeat in seven months?


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That is from an old spooky movie called Pumpkinhead (1988)

BYW, do you realize that you haven't heard from that deadbeat in seven months?

You are right but he can run but he can't hide. I got the best tracking him down.

http://www.canriver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/Hire-the-right-private-investigator1.jpg

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LOL!

BTW, I watched the trailer for Pumpkinhead (6.2 IMDB, 65% RT), and I noticed that Lance Henriksen, Bishop from Aliens, is in it. Before now I didn't even know his name. I learned something new today!


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OK One more chance. Terrygg is lucky I am giving him another chance. But because of interest he owes 2196 dollars. If I get that before February 28 all will be forgiven. But after that all bets are off. Send money here:

Michael I. Days 2115 May Street
Palm Beach, FL 33401

If not beware!

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I hope you get your money, Sandman.


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Thanks MovieMan. But for his sake I hope he gets it to me by February 28. If not this is coming after him and it is programed to not stop until its mission is complete.

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Again so there is no confusion. The address once again:

Michael I. Days 2115 May Street
Palm Beach, FL 33401

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Damn! You hard core, man!


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OK his time is up. But being the nice guy I am one more chance. Now with interest he owes me $3,278 dollars. I want it sent to the address below by Halloween.

Michael I. Days 2115 May Street
Palm Beach, FL 33401

If not this is what will be unleashed upon you.

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Wow! A blast from the past! He'd better pay up soon or his bill is going to give the National Debt a run for its money.


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Yes he better pay up soon or I am going to unleash this upon him and it won't be pretty.

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To avoid that all he has to do is send $3,408 dollars here:

Michael I. Days 2115 May Street
Palm Beach, FL 33401

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seriously?


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Absolutely serious. If I don't get my cash soon this is what awaits him.

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oy!


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That's it. He is not taking this seriously. He sent me a letter with a penny in it. His note said this is all I can afford. I have reached my limits. This is what awaits him. And it will be terrifying for him.

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I would not want to be him.


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This is getting out of hand. After all this time with the interest he now owes me $4.577 dollars. Get it in the mail today! Just do it.

Michael I. Days 2115 May Street
Palm Beach, FL 33401

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OMG! A blast from the past!

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Yes but I am losing my patience. If Terrygg lets this get past $6000 dollars I am sending this after him:

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So Terrygg get that money in the mail today! Send to this address

Michael I. Days 2115 May Street
Palm Beach, FL 33401

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He still owes me that money and I want it NOW!

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Talk to him, Bubba!

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He finally paid me. Sent me a check for 5,000 dollars!

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Outstanding!

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This is my favorite movie forum.

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