The Saga of Cherry: The Woman, the Myth, the Jello
About nine and a half years ago, my life changed forever when I first encountered the majestic presence of Cherry. I was in some group chat on MSN, and she was there too I guess. I actually first became familiar with her on this site called Flixster (I think that's what it was called) that Kate made me sign up for cus all the cool kids on IMDb were doing it. I soon became aware that she was IMDb's it girl and she won my heart. Cherry is what I like to refer to as the full package. Not only has she sent me packages, but she is beautiful, funny, extremely knowledgeable in sex, and loves both dogs and llamas. Really, there’s not much more that you could ask for in a woman.
Last decade, I remember playing a Survivor game where we started out on the same tribe and made an alliance. I voted her out early in the game, because some newbie who was probably an SP told me to, but it's okay because I won. Like every time I am browsing through the boards and I see a post by Cherry, my heart flutters a bit, because I know I am about to read something extremely racy, and I savor every word he writes the same way I savored my chili for lunch today.
One of the many, many things that I love about Cherry is how secure she is in her femininity. She doesn’t need to constantly remind people how big her boobs are (well, actually...), or insult women she finds weaker. She’s not afraid to show affection to her female friends publicly or order a frilly pink drink at a bar, but then again she is a lesbian and I'm pretty sure she likes frilly pink things.
Honestly, Cherry is pretty much the perfect specimen and someone we should all strive to be. I have a picture of me feeding her french fries that I look at every year or so when I happen to be in that folder, and hope that someday I will live up to my inner jello.
PS Thanny, don’t try to hijack this thread with your own Cherry love, even if she is definitely worthy of and honestly deserves a love thread from every person on the board.
Melissa: Is there an F5?
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