How do you cut sandwiches?

Only heathens and anglo-white people cut their sandwiches diagonally, usually while wearing Northface jackets and saying words like "zen", "karma", and "mindfulness".

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UM, ONE, STOP BEING RACIST JUST BECAUSE MY SKIN IS A LITTLE PALER THAN YOURS AND MY PEOPLE ARE GERMAN.

TWO, I DON'T OWN A NORTHFACE JACKET, AND THE ONLY TIME I USE THE WORD KARMA IS WHEN I AM WATCHING MY NAME IS EARL.

THREE, YOU'RE THE WORST.

#DIAGONALFORLIFE
#MURRSUCKS


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Cherry, please stop being so angry. Jesus saves.

Also, you're wrong. You may not have a Northface Jacket or say "mindfulness", but that's the monster you're destined to become. Someday, when all sandwiches are cut straight across, and you're on the losing side, you'll regret what you've said here, and us righteous people will only offer you a hand on our righteous path out of the pure kindness in our hearts and souls, fueled by the glory of our perfectly cut sandwiches.

#STRAIGHTACROSSTOSAVEYOURETERNALSOUL

They don't get cut, but folded. 

WHAT? DO ALL BRITISH PEOPLE FOLD THEIR SANDWICHES, OR ARE YOU JUST SPECIAL? Do you rip it apart after folding it, or eat it while it's folded? SO MANY QUESTIONS.


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ALSO, WHICH DIRECTION IS THE FOLD?


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It's One Direction everytime

Does special = lazy?

If so, yes. Very much so lately 😁