Guys, I'm on the bus and I was looking out the window and the car next to me has a half eaten slice of pepperoni pizza stuck to its back windshield. Like on the outside of the car. Also, it has a Texas license plate which somehow seems very fitting.
Taco Coma
Take it. Finder's keepers.
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#VivaLaBull - Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.
It's not an acronym, just something you say that means amusing. Do you even use the internet, bro?
Taco Coma
One of my colleagues called me pumpkin today.
It's amazing how fast it caught on with the rest of the people in the office! 😄😄😄
Edit: Another one: I was talking to some people about my hometown in Greece:
- So where do you come from in Greece?
- I'm from the mainland, a city called Thessaloniki
- I thought that was your name!
Lmao "I thought that was your name!"
Taco Coma
What does the internet stand for?
#VivaLaBull - Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.
Cherry you should have eaten the other half :/
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