Hole in one.

How about a smart ass caddy comment?

Golfer: "Can you see any obvious problems . . .?”
Caddy: "There's a piece of s**t on the end of your club.”
Golfer: Picks his club up and cleans the club face.
Caddy: " . . . the other end."

She DOES something?

She's actually a very good golfer... just not "Tour level good." Pro golfers (both men and women) are such great players... it's humbling how great of a golfer one has to be to play on a professional golf tour.

She looks great without makeup. Most social media THOTs don't.