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What product does Trump use to get that beautiful tan?

posted 22 days ago by Blade13 (866)
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Does anyone know.

[–] JoWilli (15681) 22 days ago

natural Florida sunshine.

[–] parkerbot (5795) 22 days ago

From the rays of rage that emanate from people with TDS.

[–] Blade13 (866) 22 days ago

👀

[–] JoWilli (15681) 22 days ago

lol

[–] Ranb (7413) 22 days ago

Allegedly, the illegal aliens that Trump employs, claim is it Boosting Hydrating Concealer in Orange BHC06. Perhaps someone forgot to make these ones sign an NDA?

https://www.jezebel.com/we-now-know-the-makeup-brand-donald-trump-uses-to-get-h-1840262886

[–] Blade13 (866) 22 days ago

You answered that a little too easily. Is that the make up you use?

[–] Ranb (7413) 21 days ago

The internet is easy. You should try it some time.

The only makeup I use is sunblock to keep me from bursting into flames at the beach.

[–] yatzo376 (7487) 22 days ago

The beauty comes from Doritos nacho cheese dust.
Trump is currently selling the dust along with Chinese gold sneakers and Bibles he doesn't understand

[–] Martoto (4340) 21 days ago

Only a mortician knows for sure.

[–] jk90us (5558) 21 days ago

You talking about some tan other than what he has now?

Because now he looks like he stood next to a propane grill that exploded.

That would explain the hair too.

[–] Blade13 (866) 21 days ago

Lord Trump is a handsome man and that tan makes his look even better. Stop with your insolent tone and kneel down before your master.

[–] Gd5150 (11141) 21 days ago

Winning