Convinced the world he had scissors for fingers

Shocking revelation.

But he is still a pirate who owns a chocolate factory, right?

I was so devastated to find out that this movie was fake that I spent the entire day drinking to try and cope. I'm so drunk that I'm considering letting my wife take an Amber Heard in our bed tonight.

wow... she really needs to not speak anymore

He doesn’t fight headless horsemen?!?!?!?!

Nooooooooooo!!!!!!

I cannot believe she thought that would work. Like she practiced it in the mirror thinking "this is perfect! I will go with this one".

Her complete level of stupidity knows no bounds. It's flabbergasting.

This is without a doubt the funniest thing Amber ever said and I hope the stupidity of that statement haunts her forever.