Literally A Serial Loser
I'm sure that even Harry could see the funny side but it's really something that after winning nothing at Spurs, he heads to Eleven Times consecutive Bundesliga Champions Bayern Munich. An absolute shoe-in to win the title, perhaps a domestic cup or two and as ever, a shot at the Champions League...
Net outcome, despite banging in goals, left, right and centre - Absolutely nothing!
And not only that, Leverkusen - who've done nothing for years - take the title and embark on what might be Europe's longest unbeaten run and Dortmund, another German side, get to the Champions League final!
It's really incredible.