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Your an a*shole! That felt better?


I was talking to a man on the phone earlier today about a job. Then I found out he was someone I had met once prior who was a rude jerk that pissed me off. But I walked out and just bit my tongue then, even though I sort of regretted it afterwards. So upon learniing it was him, I said "I would never work for an asshole like you". I heard him start to mutter something in response, but proceeded to slam the phone down in his ear. I hope I hurt his ear. I felt wonderful afterwards. Have you ever told off a potential employer real good in any way?

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Normally when i want to hurt someone's ear i just chop it off.

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Yeah, but then the stupid police get involved, plus you gotta clean up the ax.

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WOW...YOUR JOB HUNT IS GOING TO END IN PRISON,BRO.

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You really slammed the phone down? Were you on a landline? That's something I miss about being on a cellphone. There ought to be a "ringtone" that's the sound of slamming down a landline phone.

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That's what I was wondering. Not even a cordless. An actual like landline thing.

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1. My an asshole?

2. Do you actually use a phone with a cradle, or did you do something silly like bash your iPhone on a table and crack its screen before silently tapping the red End Call icon?

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He threw it out the window but it landed softly in the grass.

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I hope you know that ear injury can be very serious. Aggressive ear attacks have almost doubled in the United States since 2015.

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Hehehe, I thought you were yelling at Kowalski again xD. Of course, he would have taken that word as a compliment, knowing how twisted his mind is.

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I WOULD HAVE PREFERRED THIS THREAD BE ABOUT ME.

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I find it hard to believe anyone would hire you.

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